Can I begin at the end?

I was trying very hard not to curse anywhere but in my head. Which was probably a good thing because I don’t think they take well to loudly screamed f*&$*s at my local exercise facility. And quite frankly, given that I am doing pushups on a board, I’m not sure I have the lung capacity…

Caution: Children at play. Exercise at your own risk.

Exercising after having children is like trying to meditate in the middle of Times Square. It’s loud, chaotic and you’re not quite sure what the crazy peanut gallery is going to come up with next. Case in point: today, I decided to exercise at home due to schedule constraints. I should really know better. Really….