Why not this year, my dear?

Tell me. Tell me again, dear, why this cannot be your year. Speak to me of how good girls don’t claim the brass ring. I need a good chuckle. Because yes, I will chuckle. Do you not know your good awaits? It awaits you. You feeling worthy of it. You having the skills to handle…

Resolutions and such

Fair warning to those who are resolving fervently at this time of year—you’ll find no sympathetic ear here. It’s not that I don’t applaud your intentions. I do, usually. Losing weight, being nicer to your family, getting to the gym five days per week—they’re all worthy of polite applause. It is, rather, that as I…